I have a friend who loves it when you run your fingers/nails lightly over their back, arms, and legs. So today, this happened
Him: “Are you done working with the kids?”
Me: “Well, they aren’t with me at the moment.”
Him: “Great” and then proceeds to lay down “Pleeease, Barbara”
Me: Trying to get out of it, “I’m sorry. You are too far away.”
Him: Moves so he is right next to me, “Please.”
And then because I am nice, I went ahead and did it.
Also, imagine that half of the conversation happened in Spanish.